“Dino, did you know that there’s some really good toast served in a mysterious island somewhere around Samal? It’s rumored to be the greatest dish of toast ever toasted. One hell of a breakfast!”
“Rex, dude, are you serious? That sounds seriously interesting. The world’s best toast, huh? How do we get there? Is there like a secret boat that will take us there?”
“No. We’ll have to swim.”
“Swim? To Samal? From Davao? Fart yeah! How do we recognize the island though?”
“It breathes fire. I don’t think it’ll be that hard to miss.”
“Should we go now? I mean it is 2 am.”
“No better time than the present, bro.”