Thank You Thank Yous

Poetry by | December 13, 2021

This morning I said thank you for coffee
To those dead village people that discovered it
Then I thanked the rain
I think you have to be in the right place and the right time
to be genuinely grateful for rain
Then I thanked my leg
And then I thanked my other leg
Then I said thank you for not having cough
Then I said thank you color pencils
Then I said thank you regular pencils
Thank you toothpaste
Thank you grenades
Thank you ugly babies
Thank you jackpot prizes
Thank you Jackson Browne
Thank you radio stations
Thank you Christmas lights
Thank you computers
[Continue thanking as many things/people as you please]


Jomer Macapaar Pajares is a 22-year-old writer born in Marawi City. He is currently studying Bachelor of Science in Secondary Education at Eastern Samar State University. If not writing, he draws on MS Paint.

Wolfboi004

Poetry by | December 13, 2021

anti-theft laptop bag
anti-theft drawer
anti-theft portable refrigerator
anti-theft suicide vest
anti-missile camping tent
checkout


Jomer Macapaar Pajares is a 22-year-old writer born in Marawi City. He is currently studying Bachelor of Science in Secondary Education at Eastern Samar State University. If not writing, he draws on MS Paint.

Space School

Poetry by | December 13, 2021

Because nothing was impossible
for visionaries like them
Jeff Bezos and Elon Musk
built a school somewhere in Africa
that only offered space courses
so the people wanting to be teachers
beekeepers
firefighters
artists
farmers
would be forced to become astronauts
because of lack of money
Soon the school produced the first-ever
depressed African astronauts in space
and they did space therapy


Jomer Macapaar Pajares is a 22-year-old writer born in Marawi City. He is currently studying Bachelor of Science in Secondary Education at Eastern Samar State University. If not writing, he draws on MS Paint.